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It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
is wine microwaveable?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
