Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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