And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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