her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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