i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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