ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She's the barista slut.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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