So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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