it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if i died would you start the facebook group?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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