he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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