You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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