last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
