People in love make me want to vomit
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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