She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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