There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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