what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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