Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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