Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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