in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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