pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
