That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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