All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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