Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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