i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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