Your tits are I can't wait for
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I party with great urgency now.
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