I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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