If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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