you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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