I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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