I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
