i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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