i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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