I want to stick my p in your. b.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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