In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She is in my trunk
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
