He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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