you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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