i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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