i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
