Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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