i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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