So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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