hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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