but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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