My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
the raccoons are back...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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