I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
