Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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