You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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