Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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