Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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