At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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