I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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