Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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