new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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