I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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