She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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