When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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