But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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