wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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