we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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